Amazing space age products from China!

The other night I went with my sister-in-law and mother-in-law to a "Ladies' Night" at a community hall in Edmonton - no, we don't have some kind of weird relationship where we hang out at the man-strippers as a family, it was a sort of trade show with reps from pretty much every home sales company that you can imagine. I thought it would be a good chance to get some Christmas gift ideas, and it was - I didn't buy anything, but I was interested in some of the kids stuff and picked up some business cards. All the big names were there - Mary Kay, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, NorWex, Discovery Toys, Anion Feminine Products, and many more.

Wait a minute, you are asking, did I say Anion Feminine Products? Well, now that you mention it, yes I did, but let me get back to that. So, after a leisurely browse through the booths and one small purchase, the three of us decided to call it a night, so we left our door prize tickets with a friend of my sister-in-law and went home. After we had dropped my mother-in-law off at home, my sister-in-law received a call from her husband saying that someone had called the home phone to say that my mother-in-law's ticket had been drawn for a Mary Kay door prize - nice!

So we continued on our merry way, and after we got to my sister-in-law's house, we were surprised to get a second telephone call from her friend, and this time the lucky winner was ME! I was pretty interested to hear what I had won - free makeup? Jewelery? Crazy chemical free cleaning cloths? Toys? Storage solutions? Muffin mix? Nope, much better! ... I won a basket containing 3 packages of Anion feminine products.

I opened the package and was immediately suspicious due to the Engrish on the lable, along side the Made in China.Not being one to make a decision before doing my research, I decided to do a little googling and came up with a website for "Love Moon Anion Sanitary Napkins" (http://sanitarynapkin.110mb.com/).

On their site, I was enlightened by many interesting facts including: "As much as 107 bacteria can grow and multiply on 1 mm sq. surface of common sanitary napkin" and "Compliance with national hygiene standards (China) and prevention of infection ‘Keeping dry, air permeability and cleanliness’ are three main principles of genital care. Production of healthcare sanitary products must strictly comply with the GB15979-2002 hygiene standard." And than there's this interesting note in the "Anion & Health" section: "Negative ions (Anion) will move up to the womb through the vagina, improving blood circulation. Thus, the silt and blood clot stored long in the vagina can be discharged more smoothly. The womb can be repaired and improvements can be expected in 3-5 days. Then, inflammation disappears and no smell is left." And there is more - much, much more! There is even a collection of videos, including a You Tube photo montage where it appears that a baby's bacterial skin infection is cured by covering his skin in Anion panty liners!

To Chinese techno-health product companies: please consider this my official offer to provide editting services for your websites (at a cost). Your product appears to pretty much sell itself, but with a few editorial adjustments I think we can convince any remaining skeptics.